killing me softly with slow internet speed

Top 10 things that I hate:

1. Slow internet speed (everyone does!)
2. Error occur after 2 hours waiting of downloading 1 episode of drama series
3. Laptop/PC takes ages to restore after an application/software crash or freeze for some times.
4. Games suddenly freeze after hours of playing and don’t even save it yet.
5. Windows update
6. Penang drivers. Like seriously. Also drivers that drive like crazy in the residential area (I hope there is a special place in hell for people like that)
7. Housemate forgot to flush after use the toilet. (Fuck them! I’m not their maid)
8. People that cut queue. Also rude people. Both of them can go to hell.
9. Suddenly hungry in the middle of night
10. False hope. (whoever did this to me, I swear to God I will hate him/her for lifetime)

Nota kaki:

I heard that maxis already updated to 4G and said that we can download full movie at 52 seconds. But since the system is under trial and it will be fully work before 2020. And that’s another 7 years! Lol Malaysia! We still have to pay high price for slow internet speed! Boohoos!

Heart - 1 Brain – 0

I know that I’m not the only one here who always have problem with heart and brain.  Last 2 night, I had not enough sleep because these two things kept argue with each other.

Brain: Okay. Let’s put the system in the sleep mode.

Heart: Wait…You should text…

Brain: Not going to happen, heart. Now, shut down your system! This is an order!

Heart: Meh. I don’t take order from you. I do have part in controlling the system too, remember?

Brain: God dammit you heart! Just go to sleep already!

Heart: Not until you send an impulse to hand and type that message.

Brain: Fine. What message?

Heart: You should let him know that you miss him.

Brain: Whaddafak you talking about? Is this another suicide?

Heart: Just send that damn message!

Brain: As you wish. But don’t blame me if you’re getting hurt again. *text send*

Heart: Oh goth! What have you done?

Brain: What have I done? You asked me to do that, you faking idiot!

Heart: How dare you call me that! Wait.. There is a message in.

Brain: *read the text* Okay. Are you happy now? Let’s…

Heart: Wait! Last message please…

Brain: You know, heart. If I could kill you, I would do that with pleasure.

*after send and receive last text*

Heart: Oh no, oh no! *start breaking*

Brain: See! I told ya! You are an idiot! I should really kill you now!

*All the system activate*

Brain: Looks like I can’t rest tonight. Mother father you, heart! I spit on your grave!

Moral of the story: Always let your brain win because heart sucks. The end.