I know that I’m not the only one here who always have problem with heart and brain. Last 2 night, I had not enough sleep because these two things kept argue with each other.
Brain: Okay. Let’s put the system in the sleep mode.
Heart: Wait…You should text…
Brain: Not going to happen, heart. Now, shut down your system! This is an order!
Heart: Meh. I don’t take order from you. I do have part in controlling the system too, remember?
Brain: God dammit you heart! Just go to sleep already!
Heart: Not until you send an impulse to hand and type that message.
Brain: Fine. What message?
Heart: You should let him know that you miss him.
Brain: Whaddafak you talking about? Is this another suicide?
Heart: Just send that damn message!
Brain: As you wish. But don’t blame me if you’re getting hurt again. *text send*
Heart: Oh goth! What have you done?
Brain: What have I done? You asked me to do that, you faking idiot!
Heart: How dare you call me that! Wait.. There is a message in.
Brain: *read the text* Okay. Are you happy now? Let’s…
Heart: Wait! Last message please…
Brain: You know, heart. If I could kill you, I would do that with pleasure.
*after send and receive last text*
Heart: Oh no, oh no! *start breaking*
Brain: See! I told ya! You are an idiot! I should really kill you now!
*All the system activate*
Brain: Looks like I can’t rest tonight. Mother father you, heart! I spit on your grave!
Moral of the story: Always let your brain win because heart sucks. The end.
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